June 25th, 2009

Time: 11:27 pm

John: my friend worked at a chicken farm John: and he would tend to the chickens viivadavis: why did he work at a chicken farm Johnn: they would pump them full of steroids and sometimes an egg the size of your fist would come out John: then the chicken would die John: they called it a "blowout"

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June 23rd, 2009

Time: 10:08 pm

viivadavis: have you ever mixed milk with orange juice nadia: ok what nadia: gross viivadavis: fine viivadavis: see if i ever make you an orange creamsicle drink nadia: ok really gross nadia: that like nadia: does not sound good at all viivadavis: fine viivadavis: didn't you ever eat orange creamsicles nadia: yes nadia: but that sounds liek a melted one nadia: and melted ones are gross viivadavis: amir is listening to limp bizkit viivadavis: ok just shut up viivadavis: i dont care about your opinion on this matter anymore nadia: i see nadia: is amir at his desk viivadavis: he just came in my room viivadavis: and ia sked him if he would give me money so i could go buy orange creamsicles viivadavis: and he said no nadia: ok gross viivadavis: i should get some pop ice to eat nadia: gross viivadavis: what. nadia: everything you eat has the word 'pop' in it nadia: 'pop' ice viivadavis: like what nadia: 'pop' sicles viivadavis: ok i never ever said popsicles viivadavis: i said CREAMSICLES viivadavis: omg viivadavis: aabb aand amma are at the grocery store viivadavis: they could get me some viivadavis: shit hsi thist viivadavis: i hope they didnt leav eyet nadia: it is the same thing viivadavis: no it's not viivadavis: it's completely differen viivadavis: t viivadavis: yesss they are going to get me some viivadavis: i'm going to eat three of those in one night viivadavis: which will be tonight

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June 16th, 2009

Time: 01:35 am

viivadavis: i listen to ganja music now nadia: uuugh

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May 26th, 2009

Time: 01:11 am

lot3: show me you pussy viivadavis: i dont have one lot3: what happened to it viivadavis: it sucked into itself lot3: hell ya

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May 21st, 2009

Subject: fuckin a Time: 09:27 am

Nyla: hi Max: oh hai Nyla: i just woke up to a bee stinging me. Max: Were you camping? Nyla: no i'm in my fucking room Nyla: god damnit i hate my life Max: Don't be like that Ny Ny! Nyla: you try waking up at 9:30 am when you were planning to sleep til noon because a bee stings the shit out of you Nyla: and then just kind of hangs off your arm with its stinger Nyla: while you're frantically flailing your arms around in horror Max: What the faaaack Max: I can see that happening to you. Nyla: thanks.

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May 13th, 2009

Time: 09:08 pm

viivadavis: my borther wants me to do stocks for him this summer and he'll pay me Pvl: what do you mean "do stocks" viivadavis: like trade stocks Pvl: haha why Pvl: why in the world would he ask you to do that Pvl: it'd be like asking me to go help out an engineering firm viivadavis: he says he will teach me Pvl: lol there's no downside for you Pvl: but i don't know why he wants you to do that Pvl: he would be set to lose a lot of omney viivadavis: i think becaues he doesn't know anyone who is not stupid viivadavis: and he wants someone ot do it for him viivadavis: who is not stupid Pvl: i don't understand why he needs you to do it viivadavis: what like, not doing it himself Pvl: does he own a stock brokerage firm Pvl: or something viivadavis: i don't really know Pvl: i doubt it viivadavis: well he is one of the smartest people i know viivadavis: so if he thinks i can do it and not lose money, i prolly can Pvl: i mean Pvl: people go to school for that nyla viivadavis: well my brother seems to be doing it and he never went to school for it viivadavis: and he has money viivadavis: lots Pvl: well prob not from the market unless he just got in Pvl: since that shit has lost most people money Pvl: unless they were scumbags who were high up in it viivadavis: it is the foreign exchange market Pvl: well nyla be prepared to spend a lot of time reading foreign currencies reports Pvl: and industries for overseas Pvl: unless all you're doing for him is buying and selling what he tells you viivadavis: may-b viivadavis: i guess i'll see Pvl: i mean there's literally no risk for you viivadavis: better than bumming around trying to find a part-time minimum wage job viivadavis: yes Pvl: if you're not spending any money viivadavis: i am not he just wants me to do it for him with his money viivadavis: there is a risk of wasting time if it doesn't work out and he doesn't pay me viivadavis: he says he is going to monitor me so he knows i am working according to the rules viivadavis: and if i am not doing well in the first two weeks, he will fir eme Pvl: i don't know what the rules even means viivadavis: something about setting a stop-loss so he doesn't lose any of his money Pvl: haha Pvl: well that means that the first stock you buy is going to have to succeed Pvl: unless he means after a certain point viivadavis: yes viivadavis: i told him that i want $200 up front otherwise there is no motivation for me to make an effort viivadavis: and he said ok viivadavis: yessss Pvl: lol Pvl: you just hustled your brother Pvl: did you know that

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May 11th, 2009

Time: 12:08 pm

Pvl: ok nyla now i have to go to work Pvl: to feed this family viivadavis: ok viivadavis: i want you to bring home a bucket of chicken tenders viivadavis: for dinner Pvl: ok Pvl: with spicy bbq sauce viivadavis: yes viivadavis: and hten whatever you want for dinner Pvl: no Pvl: NO viivadavis: yes

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May 10th, 2009

Time: 02:50 pm

viivadavis: mefinks i got it viivadavis: the c++ prog kinetik: dont say that kinetik: seriously viivadavis: mefinks kinetik: thats just like when people say FML viivadavis: really viivadavis: people say mefinks all the time? viivadavis: i thought i made that up on my own viivadavis: ugh kinetik: well it started out as me thinks viivadavis: what if i said mefinx kinetik: cause on irc and other linux stuff you do kinetik: /me thinks viivadavis: i thought it was like shakespeare language viivadavis: not something that some dumb people on the internet made up kinetik: no. kinetik: ur dum viivadavis: oh viivadavis: but doesnt shakespeare use it kinetik: what kinetik: no viivadavis: like when peopl etalk viivadavis: back then viivadavis: they said "me thinks blah blah blah" kinetik: they never said it like that kinetik: what is wrong with you viivadavis: fine whatever kinetik: why do you have mental problems

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May 8th, 2009

Time: 04:18 pm

Omega: where do you want to meet viivadavis: downstairs in exactly ten minutes viivadavis: by the door Omega: ok viivadavis: there are only three minutes left Omega: I know viivadavis: are you going to be on time Omega: this song ends in 1.30 Omega: im sorry 2 min Omega: more than enough time viivadavis: we'll see about THAT Omega: indeed viivadavis: if you are late i am going to kill you Omega: ruh roh Auto Response from viivadavis: chut up Omega: a thin girl who is more than a foot shorter than me viivadavis: i will kill you Omega: do you have a knife Omega: or should I bring you one

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May 7th, 2009

Time: 02:43 pm

I'm going to feel empty inside once my math requirements are completed

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April 21st, 2009

Subject: i've got asthma and i am whee-zing Time: 09:43 pm

viivadavis: and i was sitting on the kid's lap and he started rubbing his face on mine viivadavis: and we kept rubbing our faces together for what seemed like forever grriot: face rubbing? grriot: like a cat? viivadavis: yes grriot: this would annoy me viivadavis: i liked it, it was amusing me and it felt ticklish grriot: id tell you to stop! pronto! viivadavis: i wasnt the one who initiated the rubbing viivadavis: but once it began neither of us could stop

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March 26th, 2009

Time: 12:44 am

viivadavis: i think ill make myself some oatmeal Pvl: do it viivadavis: i should sell this oatmeal viivadavis: i bet i would make a fortune Pvl: no u wouldnt viivadavis: yes Pvl: hi viivadavis: there i placed my ad Pvl: goodluck viivadavis: thank you Pvl: nyla it is time for me to get high Pvl: i shall return viivadavis: just got a sale beehotch

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March 21st, 2009

Subject: he blocked me Time: 09:58 pm

viivadavis: hi viivadavis: hi urbla: what. viivadavis: hi hi hi urbla: hey viivadavis: hi urbla: do you want something viivadavis: yes i want to say hi urbla: ok viivadavis: infinitely. viivadavis: hi viivadavis: do you wish that could happen and not get boring urbla: i mean no offense by this I'm just busy right now and in a really bad mood, this is only a temp urbla signed off at 9:52:33 PM.

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Time: 10:24 am

nadia: i am impatiently waiting for dolly to get up viivadavis: stand above her nadia: ok scary viivadavis: thats what i did with amir when we were little nadia: ok realy scary and weird nadia: i want to eat things nadia: but simply because i am bored viivadavis: eat a kiwi nadia: ohhhh yeah viivadavis: im going back downtown today nadia: to do what viivadavis: drugs nadia: why do you have to go downtown to do taht viivadavis: because that is where my source is, STUPID nadia: you need a source that will come to you nadia: thats when you can call yourself a REAL drug addict nadia: god

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March 15th, 2009

Time: 07:30 pm

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March 10th, 2009

Time: 02:23 am

Pvl: ok myla Pvl: i'm going to bed viivadavis: that's not my name Pvl: close enough Pvl went away at 2:13:46 AM.

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March 3rd, 2009

Subject: a-rovin' a-rovin' a-rovin' i'll go Time: 12:26 am

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February 25th, 2009

Time: 11:29 pm

skab: either yo uget over here and fuck me, or you shut the fuck up viivadavis: i'd fuck someone so hard for saying that

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February 23rd, 2009

Time: 01:31 am

Satans speed: remember no boys in the dorm that dont like the ramones

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February 20th, 2009

Subject: ya think youre funny but yr face beatcha to it, you look like somethin in the brooonx zoo Time: 06:11 pm

viivadavis: hi viivadavis: i am listening to choking victim Pvl: i had thought you had albums by them viivadavis: i know viivadavis: but i didn't viivadavis: i was scared viivadavis: that is the truth Pvl: are you serious? viivadavis: yes their name scared me Pvl: wow viivadavis: lol viivadavis: sucka Pvl: u r the sucka viivadavis: you believed me Pvl: why wouldn't i Pvl: i didn't realize you would lie to me Pvl: i thought we were better friends than that Pvl: but i guess not Pvl: you've broken my trust

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