anything jesus does, i can do better.

wassup_brotha @ 2009-11-05T00:58:00

2009-11-05T07:02:32Z

urbla: do you want to play 20 questions
viivadavis: yes
urbla: okay do you want to be the one guessing or the one being guessed against
viivadavis: i guess i will be the one being guessed against
urbla: okay
urbla: are you an animal place or object
viivadavis: oh i know how to play this
viivadavis: object
urbla: oh jesus
urbla: it's not that hard we've talked about this before
urbla: it's just you think of something
viivadavis: god just shut up and ask another question
urbla: i ask 20 questions
viivadavis: i sai di KNOW
viivadavis: HOW TO PLAY IT
viivadavis: you dont need to explain it
viivadavis: god damnit do you even read
urbla: but you can't object
urbla: you have to allow it
viivadavis: i am an object
viivadavis: that was a terrible joke
urbla: no it wasn't
urbla: it was good shut up
viivadavis: ya it was
urbla: anyway
urbla: no it was good
urbla: are you electronic, motor, or have no moving parts?
viivadavis: have no moving parts
viivadavis: kind of
urbla: well you have no moving parts or you have moving parts
viivadavis: i guess no
urbla: ok
viivadavis: god you take forever thinking of questions
urbla: are you something that is in a normal household
viivadavis yes
urbla: sorry i'm multitasking I'll try to focus more here
urbla: okay are you outside or inside a household
viivadavis: depends
urbla: like lawn or inside the room
viivadavis: can be both
urbla: hm ok
urbla: Are you also something that is in most apartments?
viivadavis: yes
urbla: Are you more likely to be in a living room, a bedroom, or a dining room?
viivadavis: bedroom
urbla: Are you an object that is used for sexual pleasure, exercise, or just decoration?
viivadavis: all three
urbla: son of a fuck okay
urbla: are you made out of wood, plastic, rubber, or steel?
urbla: in your most common usage
viivadavis: no
urbla: are you made out of plastic or are you organic?
viivadavis: organic
urbla: are you something people commonly eat
viivadavis: i wouldnt say that
viivadavis: i mean you can eat me
viivadavis: but i wouldnt recommend it
urbla: do you grow off a tree or from seeds?
viivadavis: a seed, i guess
urbla: this doesn't count as a question, but "i guess" isn't really fair, do you mean it sometimes comes from a seed and sometimes does not or what
viivadavis: i mean it's kind of a seed
viivadavis: some people call it a seed
urbla: okay fine I'll take that
urbla: is it cum
viivadavis: no
urbla: damnit I shouldn't wasted a guess on that risk
viivadavis: was that your last question
urbla: no I have three more, wait let me check
urbla: wait no I have 6 left
viivadavis: ok go on
urbla: is it something that comes from an animal or human
viivadavis: yes
urbla: does it come from both an animal and human
viivadavis: why would you waste a question on that. that was the exact same questoin you just asked
viivadavis: it was only a clarification question
viivadavis: and by "yes" you should have assumed i meant both animal and human
urbla: i realized I should have specified beforehand, but if I didn't know the difference I could more easily go the wrong path
viivadavis: whatever i dont care youre down to 4
urbla: is it something that only females produce, or only males produce?
viivadavis: males
urbla: is it needed to produce a child with a female
viivadavis: yes
urbla: goes it come from the groin region
urbla: er does
viivadavis: yes
urbla: okay I only have one more so I have to make a guess now
viivadavis: ok
urbla: is it semen
viivadavis: what.
urbla: oh is that not it
viivadavis: no you fucking idiot
viivadavis: god
urbla: what the fuck was it
viivadavis: a penis
urbla: um

wassup_brotha @ 2009-11-03T17:32:00

2009-11-03T23:33:44Z

viivadavis: this fish tikka masala is made with mahi mahi
viivadavis: mmmmm
nadia: ugh
nadia: amir was talking about that
nadia: earlier
viivadavis: did he eat some
nadia: I DONT KNOW
nadia: HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THAWING OUT MAHI MAHI
viivadavis: he doesnt have any mahi mahi
viivadavis: ok stop yelling
viivadavis: so scary
nadia: THE REASON I AM TYPING IN CAPS IS BECAUSE IM RENDERING
viivadavis: ok that was really random
viivadavis: did you expect me not to have a reaction to your suddent change from lowercase to caps
nadia: I AM USED TO PEOPLE DOING THAT
nadia: I ASSUME THEY ARE RENDERING
nadia: SO THEREFORE
viivadavis: ok no
nadia: YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASSUME I AM RENDERING
viivadavis: you act as if i am yelling at you when i am on caps
nadia: NO I DONT
viivadavis: yes you do
nadia: IT IS NOT THE WAY YOU TYPE IT IT IS WHAT YOU TYPE
nadia: LIKE
nadia: "SHUT UP"
viivadavis: no
viivadavis: wrong again!
nadia: OK SOMEONE IS ARGUMENTATIVE TODAY

wassup_brotha @ 2009-11-03T08:45:00

2009-11-03T19:45:42Z

nadia: ok just to let you know
nadia: http://www.diluted.us/IMAG0084.jpg
nadia: that is what your apartmenet looks like right now

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-29T09:58:00

2009-10-29T16:03:11Z

kinetik: o hewwo
viivadavis: hai
viivadavis: wat u do
kinetik: nuffz
kinetik: chilld
kinetik: u
kinetik: u
viivadavis: wat
viivadavis: do da dishez bitch
kinetik: u dewm
viivadavis: nawl
kinetik: orly
kinetik: CAN U STRAIGHTEN MI HARE
kinetik: i got the chemicalz
kinetik: i just donno how to dew it
viivadavis: um.
viivadavis: i don' tknow how to do it either
kinetik: wot
viivadavis: ask jiz jiz
kinetik: yes u dew
kinetik: reed the instrukshinz
viivadavis: she knows more about salon things im sure
kinetik: wat
viivadavis: ok why cant you read the instructions
viivadavis: you stupid fuckng bitch
kinetik: cuz i kan
kinetik: i just kant dew it miself
kinetik: u want sum eggiez
kinetik: with broccoli

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-21T13:18:00

2009-10-21T18:28:30Z

A woman came in and sat opposite him, a prim, respectable female, with a little girl. The little girl observed the basket with interest: "Nasty little insect," thought Daniel. The basket miaowed, and Daniel started, as though he had been caught in the act of murder.
"What is it?" asked the little girl in a shrill voice.
"Hush," said her mother. "Don't annoy the gentleman."
"It's cats," said Daniel.
"Are they yours?" asked the little girl.
"Yes."
"Why are you taking them about in a basket?"
"Because they're ill," said Daniel mildly.
"May I see them?"
"Jeannine," said her mother, "mind what you're saying."
"I can't show them to you, they're ill, and rather savage."
"Oh," said the little girl in a calm, insinuating tone; "they'll be all right with me, little darlings."
"Do you think so? Look here, my dear," said Daniel in a low, hurried voice, "I'm going to drown my cats, that's what I'm going to do, and do you know why? Because, no longer ago than this morning, they clawed the face of a pretty little girl like you, who came to bring me some flowers, and now she'll have to have a glass eye."
"Oh!" cried the little girl in consternation. She threw a terror-stricken glance at the basket and clung to her mother's skirts.
"There, there," said the mother, turning indignant eyes upon Daniel. "You must keep quiet, you see, and not chatter to everyone you meet. Don't be frightened, darling, the gentleman was only joking."

Daniel returned her look placidly. "She detests me," he thought with satisfaction. Behind the windows he could see the gray houses gliding by, and he knew that the good woman was looking at him. "An angry mother. She's looking for something to dislike in me. And it won't be my face." No one ever disliked Daniel's face. "Nor my suit, which is new and handsome. My hands, perhaps." His hands were short and strong, a little fleshy, with black hairs at the joints. He spread them out on his knees ("Look at them - just look at them"). But the woman had abandoned the encounter; she was staring straight ahead of her with a crass expression on her face; she was at rest.

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-17T23:27:00

2009-10-18T04:30:10Z

urbla: shouldn't he be there now
viivadavis: yah he should
viivadavis: mebe doesnt want to hang out
viivadavis: anytmore
urbla: ye prob not
viivadavis: ugh
viivadavis: then he could have called and said nothing was going on anymore
urbla: is he there yet
viivadavis: no
urbla: want me to callhim and talk to him
viivadavis: no its fine you wouldnt understand what he was saying
urbla: why
viivadavis: cause he talks really strangely
urbla: like how
viivadavis: like a mexican from the south side
urbla: god
urbla: no wonder you want to fuck him
urbla: sounds exotic
viivadavis: yah i know
viivadavis: oh here he is
urbla: bai good luck\
viivadavis: lol omg
viivadavis: he just sent me a text
viivadavis: for the first time
viivadavis: and it says "I didnt 4get bout you"
urbla: dude you are so getting laid tonight
urbla: sadly, by someone who txts like that
urbla: but still
urbla: dick is dick

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-12T19:48:00

2009-10-13T00:49:59Z

viivadavis (7:36:49 PM): i have a philosophy exam tomorrow and i have not read any of the material all semester
viivadavis (7:36:52 PM): and i hvae not begun to study yet.
JuiceL4 (7:37:49 PM): are you nervous about the exan
JuiceL4 (7:37:50 PM): exam
viivadavis (7:40:40 PM): no but i dont know any of the material cause i didnt read it. but we can use our computers for the essays, which means i can type out notes and quotes from the material if i skim it
viivadavis (7:40:48 PM): and use those and BS the rest
JuiceL4 (7:41:20 PM): yeah, true
viivadavis (7:45:28 PM): do you have faith that i will do well on this exam
JuiceL4 (7:45:40 PM): yes
JuiceL4 (7:45:46 PM): if there is one thing you are good at
JuiceL4 (7:45:48 PM): it is bullshit

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-12T18:49:00

2009-10-12T23:50:43Z

viivadavis: if you were kind of fat and somone was asked to describe you in one word and they chose "well-fed" would you be offended
urbla: gsz
urbla: yes
viivadavis: y
viivadavis: if you were a homeless person who was of average size and someone was asked to describe you in one word and they chose "well-fed" would you be offended
urbla: I'd probably be a little confused
viivadavis: like if they were implying that you were well-fed for a homeless person
viivadavis: like that you were kind of fat for being homeless
urbla: just stop making fun of homeless people jesus
viivadavis: no i'm not i'm just trying to figure out in what context being called "well-fed" would be an insult, and if it could be a compliment
urbla: nobody takes well fed as a compliment unless you are talking about their bear
viivadavis: what.

viivadavis: i need more coffee
urbla: you accidentally just typed that to me

wassup_brotha @ 2009-10-03T18:22:00

2009-10-03T23:25:04Z

kinetik: where are you going at 9
kinetik: charlies house?
kinetik: little slut
viivadavis: yez
kinetik: i bet ur gonna die of aids
kinetik: that would be funny
kinetik: lolz
viivadavis: i no lol
kinetik: and aliya and nadia are like gona die from a nuclear blast in new york
kinetik: and ill be the only one left
kinetik: then ill sue everybody who made you guys die
kinetik: and get money
kinetik: and then ill be set for life
kinetik: til i get hit by the blue line
kinetik: after adrienne pushes me
kinetik: for my money
kinetik: that igot from your guys deaths
viivadavis: and then she'll get married to someone else who will carve her up and cook her
kinetik: yes
viivadavis: and he will use the money to flee out of the country
kinetik: and his plane will crash and he will die
kinetik: and the bank will get to keep the money
kinetik: thats the circle of life
kinetik: oo that reminds me
viivadavis: wat
kinetik: the lion king

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-29T21:56:00

2009-09-30T02:57:04Z

viivadavis: was this salad honestly $10
kinetik: yes
Auto-response: viivadavis is away (9:51:27 PM): boi, me a fie go leedat town ere ya no, cuz it too HOT
viivadavis: i could poop out a better salad than this
viivadavis: juno wat i mean
kinetik: wen r dey cum
viivadavis: i don't care

make ya sweat, make ya scream, make you wish you'd never been

2009-09-23T22:12:15Z

viivadavis: o yea and while i have your attention
viivadavis: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs274.snc1/10129_1156082859011_1135890579_30810222_2828599_n.jpg
viivadavis: is that shirt worth 38 dolalrs
viivadavis: like i really like how it looks on me and the stripes and the feeling of how flowy it is
viivadavis: but i just don't know if that little piece of cloth is worth 38
urbla: i dunno, does it come with the ability to make your face look like you died 2 hours prior to wearing it, or no

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-22T07:42:00

2009-09-22T12:45:00Z

JuiceL4 (7:33:05 AM): gmornin
viivadavis (7:33:09 AM): hello
viivadavis (7:33:28 AM): is it bad to be happy that my ex boyfriend finally got what was coming to him and got his heart broken by someone else
viivadavis (7:33:43 AM): and now he knows how it feels to have your trust broken by someone you love
JuiceL4 (7:33:54 AM): i dont think thats bad
JuiceL4 (7:34:00 AM): youre allowed to have ill will against someone
viivadavis (7:34:17 AM): good
viivadavis (7:34:31 AM): at the same time i'm kind of upset that it couldn't have been me, that i was never that important to him
viivadavis (7:34:43 AM): but then i'm happy that now he had it happen to him
viivadavis (7:34:59 AM): i had a scary dream
JuiceL4 (7:35:07 AM): what was it
viivadavis (7:35:13 AM): well
viivadavis (7:36:20 AM): the dream was mainly in my head, i was just thinking about how scary death was, and how even if you didn't die a slow death, i'm sure every death is the worst pain you'll ever experience, even if it's only for a split second
viivadavis (7:36:25 AM): and i got scared and didn't want to feel that
viivadavis (7:36:30 AM): and i tried to think of ways to die that wouldn't hurt
viivadavis (7:36:46 AM): and i thought, a lethal injection probably doesn't hurt, except for the prick of the needle
viivadavis (7:36:59 AM): so i went to the doctor and told them i was depressed and wanted to die and get a lethal injection
viivadavis (7:37:14 AM): so they wer like "ok" and they gave it to me and said i'd start feeling woozy and then eventually i'd fall asleep and never wake up
viivadavis (7:37:36 AM): so i left
viivadavis (7:37:46 AM): and i got on the bus home and i was like "yesss"
viivadavis (7:37:51 AM): and then i started feeling woozy
viivadavis (7:37:54 AM): and i started freaking out
viivadavis (7:37:59 AM): and realized i didn't want to die yet
viivadavis (7:38:03 AM): and so
viivadavis (7:38:17 AM): i started looking up "lethal injection" on my phone to see what exact effects it would have on me
viivadavis (7:38:31 AM): and it said i'd slowly start to get more and more tired, and i was getting more and more tired
viivadavis (7:38:38 AM): so i walked up to the bus driver
viivadavis (7:38:40 AM): and i asked him
viivadavis (7:39:25 AM): "do you think that if someone went to their doctor and said that they were depressed and wanted to die, and asked for the lethal injection, the doctor would just say ok but then give them a placebo shot?"
viivadavis (7:39:33 AM): and the bus driver was like wtf
viivadavis (7:39:49 AM): and he was like "um i don't know, but this is the last stop" and it was like 61st street or something
viivadavis (7:39:53 AM): which is way down in the ghetto
viivadavis (7:40:03 AM): and then i woke up
viivadavis (7:40:10 AM): two minutes before my alarm was about to ring!

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-20T16:56:00

2009-09-20T21:58:36Z

kinetik: i made a lizt of stuff we need
kinetik: Kitchen:

=> Kitchen Vacuum Spice Containers
=> Kitchen Aerator
=> Broom
=> Plastic Recycling Bin
=> Coffee Maker/Burr Grinder
=> Kitchen Gadget Holder
=> Additional Plates
=> Bulk Paper Towels/Napkins (Costco?)
=> Bread Box
=> Salt/Pepper Grinders
=> Drink Coasters

Master Bedroom:

=> Bedroom Set
=> Closet Organizer
=> (2) Table Lamps
=> (1) Floor Lamp/Torchiere
=> Curtains

Bathrooms:

=> (2) New Shower Heads
=> (2) Bathroom Faucets/Aerators
=> Additional Towels
=> Bathroom Mats

Living Room/Common Areas/Patio/Utilities:

=> Loveseat/Chair/Beanbag Chair
=> Patio Chairs/Table
=> Propane Grill
=> Vacuum Cleaner
=> Ice Mountain Delivery/Water Cooler
=> Candle Holders/Decorations
=> Plants/Flowers
=> Wall Art
=> Area Rug
=> Cleaning Solutions (Windex, 409, etc. - Costco?)
=> (3) Floor Lamps
=> Throw Pillows
=> Chest/Basket For Storage
=> Wall Clock(s)
=> Ottoman(s)

Office/Desk/Electronics:

=> LCD TV (Nyla)
=> (2) HDMI Cables
=> Sun LCD Monitors
=> Monitor Stand
=> (2) DVRs/Cable Boxes
=> Wastebasket
=> Mounted Desk Lamp/Light Bar
=> Modesty Panel/Cable Organizer

Reminders:

=> Bring LaserJet Printer
kinetik: oh i ordered ice mountain water delivery, cause its like $24 a month, for 4x5 gallons including the dispenser thing, which dispenses hot and ice cold water
kinetik: itll take up the extra space next to the bar stools
kinetik: and will be useful for tea and for refilling my wat batz
kinetik: cause like the kitchen faucet doesnt turn cold, i left it running for like 5 minutes to see if it would turn code
kinetik: cold
kinetik: and it dint
viivadavis: um ok i dont need an lcd tv
viivadavis: and are you and adrienne going to get dressers in ur womb
kinetik: um
kinetik: 1. do you want a tv at all in your room?
2. a bedroom "SET" includes a dresser, so asking that question makes you stupid
kinetik: if you dont want a tv at all in ur womb thats fine
kinetik: ill just send back the dvr thing
viivadavis: ok i just skimmed your stupid list
viivadavis: i dont have the attention span to actually read and interpret everything on it
viivadavis: ok i want a tv
viivadavis: but like
viivadavis: i dont want you paying that much extra for a tv for me
viivadavis: when i have one already
kinetik: one that doesnt work.
kinetik: lolz
viivadavis: it works fine
viivadavis: i can watch moviez on it
kinetik: it wont work with the cable we have you fucking stupid spic
kinetik: it wont work on ur tv you have now, and they dont even sell regular tvs anymore...they are all like LCD now.
kinetik: lcd tvs are like $100
kinetik: http://www.walmart.com/Haier-22-Lcd-Hdtv/ip/10929998
kinetik: srzly if u werent so dum ud be more smart
viivadavis: wat
viivadavis: 100 is a lot
kinetik: well yeah if you make $5 an hour, but its not that much if you consider the fact that you only buy a tv once every 4-5 years maybe
viivadavis: ok i dont make $5/hr
viivadavis: i make $6
kinetik: ok what a pointless argument to make
kinetik: god
kinetik: such a waste of time

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-17T23:06:00

2009-09-18T04:08:49Z

jamie: the last girls number i got was named jamie
jamie: so didn't call her

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-16T09:24:00

2009-09-16T14:25:17Z

viivadavis: i had a weird dream
JuiceL4: what was it
viivadavis: i was in a class in an auditorium with a bunch of people, and the teacher was making us watch a boring historical movie
viivadavis: so some kid got up and started peeing in the corner
viivadavis: and the teacher was like 'WHAT TH HELL ARE YOU DOING, GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE"
viivadavis: so he left and then a girl got up and started peeing
viivadavis: and she was like 'you want to try your luck, too? go to the principal's!'
viivadavis: but she kept peeing
viivadavis: so she could finish
viivadavis: and then she left to go to the principal's office
viivadavis: then one by one, people started coming up to pee in the corner
viivadavis: and on the screen, it started showing their streams of pee instead of the movie
viivadavis: and everyone was cheering
viivadavis: and then the credits came on and everyone cheered some more and i was like "that was the best ending to a movie ever"
viivadavis: and then i owke up

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-14T13:47:00

2009-09-14T18:51:58Z

viivadavis: this guy next to me is humming really high pitches and it is annoying
nadia: at least you dont know anyone with turrets
viivadavis: do u
nadia: there was this girl in my computer class in college
nadia: that had turrets
nadia: and she would make noises while i was in the lab
nadia: and everything was quiet
nadia: she didnt swear or anything
nadia: she would just go "eeep" "meep"
nadia: eehp
nadia: oohp
nadia: sometimes it would startle me
nadia: but i would pretend not to notice
nadia: so i wouldnt hurt her feelings

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-09T17:59:00

2009-09-09T23:00:21Z

nadia: ok what a stupid little whore
she like waits for me to come down so i can feed her even though i never do
shes like starving to death
im just waiting to clean up her corpse so i can use her room for my office
nadia: that is what amir said about you

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-08T00:38:00

2009-09-08T05:39:41Z

viivadavis: god that 70s show is barely ever funny
Pvl: ya i never liked it
Pvl: except for the dad
viivadavis: especially fez, he is the least funny of them all
Pvld: the robocop dad
viivadavis: yeah the dad is coo
viivadavis: and the sun
viivadavis: son*
viivadavis: nothing
viivadavis: is sexier
viivadavis: than a strong, toned body
viivadavis: pvl you didn't do your push ups here
Pvl: you didn't remind me
viivadavis: that is not my job to remind you
Pvl: i asked you to
viivadavis: no
Pvl: FINE
Pvl: ill do em now
viivadavis: good
viivadavis: ill watch that 70s show
Pvl: and hate yourself
viivadavis: yes

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-03T13:00:00

2009-09-03T18:05:22Z

viivadavis: my lab let out like two hours before it is scheduled to
viivadavis: so i went to my friends room to use his bed for a nap
viivadavis: and he didnt try to rape me
viivadavis: so now i have a place i can sleep when im tired on campus
nadia: good for you
viivadavis: fine
viivadavis: i see you dont care
viivadavis: shows what kind of a sister you are
viivadavis: there is a black hole in the ceiling almost right above me
viivadavis: i could climb up into it if i wanted, cause the ceiling is really low
nadia: there is probably a camera there
nadia: watching you
viivadavis: cause theyve been noticing sticky counters
viivadavis: youre not supposed to eat near the computers and i eat my lunch here every day
viivadavis: because i have no friends to eat with
nadia: that was like me!
nadia: youre growing up to be a fine specimen
viivadavis: ugh

wassup_brotha @ 2009-09-02T11:16:00

2009-09-02T16:20:10Z

viivadavis: ugh wtf
viivadavis: some guy came up from behind me and said "excuse me" and it scared me
viivadavis: and he just needed to take a sticker off thecomputer
viivadavis: and now i forgot what i was doing
nadia: god
nadia: you are so scared of everything
nadia: like one fo those hairless italian greyhounds
viivadavis: what.

wassup_brotha @ 2009-08-27T21:29:00

2009-08-28T02:31:11Z

sOU p iHiLE: i walked in on my sis's bf peeing early this morning
sOU p iHiLE: i just felt like sharing that with someone

wassup_brotha @ 2009-08-26T20:12:00

2009-08-27T01:13:38Z

Pvl: hi
viivadavis: hello pvl
Pvl: how are you doing tonight
viivadavis: i am doing well
viivadavis: i made a pakistani dish tonight
viivadavis: it turned out just like my mom always made it when i was little
Pvl: you have become your mother
viivadavis: what.

wassup_brotha @ 2009-08-23T11:51:00

2009-08-23T16:55:42Z

kinetik: the googles of goosez are already leaving
kinetik: i mean gaggles
kinetik: the gaggles of silly gooses are leaving
viivadavis: what.
kinetik: the goosez
kinetik: i bet winter is gonna come early this year and its gonna be like really really cold and snowy over halloween
viivadavis: ughhhh
kinetik: its ok though
kinetik: cause i already got a heated jacket for myself
kinetik: and nobody else can use it

wassup_brotha @ 2009-08-11T16:06:00

2009-08-11T21:09:14Z

viivadavis: where is american mattress
kinetik: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&abauth=fcee4a76%3AViiFiELGN-5T5ZDFZYDLpiIDmlk&view=text&gl=us&q=american+mattress+loc%3A+barrington%2C+IL&btnG=Search+Maps
kinetik: god why are there so many of them
viivadavis: wait wtf
viivadavis: there's one at 59 and 14?
viivadavis: i dont even remeber ever seeing one there
viivadavis: god
viivadavis: no one ever needs mattresses why do they have so many stores
kinetik: i think they use them to launder mafia money
kinetik: at least thats my theory
kinetik: like so when the IRS asks them, theyre like "...we sell mattresses."
kinetik: and its like a "family" business
kinetik: so scary

i need some hash

2009-08-04T22:12:31Z

Today I'm gonna find out if I'll be living in our apartment in the beginning of the school year, or commuting until I find a new place. The place is actually pretty nice. If we do get it, I'll have my own room and mainly my own bathroom, on the 15th floor facing northwest I believe? That's a nice view from the south loop. Just about anything is better than living back on campus, anyway. I managed to only have to share the men's bathroom with about five other girls until the others started realizing they could do the same thing, and I tolerated the small variety of food for vegetarians by eating fiber oatmeal and granola bars which only caused mild gastrointestinal discomfort :(. Either way, I had a lot of good memories in the dorms, but mainly bad, scary ones. The only thing I'll really miss is always having something interesting to listen to or watch because of my roommate. God, am I glad she started smoking drugs and drinking again!

I'll only have 14 credit hours this semester. I convinced my dad that I should take it easy first semester to get used to living off campus. Plus, I only have one more required humanities course to take, and then it's all MMAE(my major)/math/physics courses from then on. I'll be taking Multivariate/Vector Calc, Physics 2: Electricity and Magnetism (fuck), Intro to Mechanics, and Philosophy of Law.

I'm glad I have more important things going on than to waste my time worrying about Skinhead, so for the first time in two years it's starting to get a little easier to listen to my friends' rational advice. And it hurts just as much at first, but gets better faster. Some people just don't know how to learn from their mistakes, and I'm not really talking about myself. O shit hopefully he forgot the link to this journal. I don't even know why it's taking me so long to come up with the vocabulary to write this entry anyway, so I'm going to stop cause it's getting annoying

Coyote is the lady we applied to get our apartment with. We can't pronounce her last name

viivadavis: has coyote responded yet
kinetik: dude ill tell you when she does
kinetik: like seriously
kinetik: stop asking
viivadavis: ok
viivadavis: so.
viivadavis: u gotten any word from coyote
viivadavis: coyooooooote
viivadavis: coyoooooote
kinetik: wat
viivadavis: ware is coyoot
kinetikfx: coyote has responded pretty late before, at like 7pm, so she will probz end up taking 4eva
viivadavis: ohkay
viivadavis: r u worried
kinetik: wat
viivadavis: r u worried
kinetik: wat
viivadavis: aboot not getting the apartment
kinetik: wat
kinetik: i emaled hur axing if wed have an answer today, nothing yet
viivadavis: cawl her
kinetik: u
viivadavis: wat
kinetik: u kall her
viivadavis: wat
kinetik: bye